Funny Sayings, Part 3

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Here is installment #3 of Luke's Funny Quotes.



I have tried to find it on YouTube, and I did find the movie trailer which shows the scene just before the famous quote. Click here to watch it.


Pay close attention to the 'grocery store scene' at the beginning of the trailer. This is within the first 15 minutes of the movie. The 'stray' dog gets into the grocery store and wreaks havoc on the produce section. (Luke must have a heart for stray dogs.) He jumps up on the manager and knocks him over. Then, the dog begins to lick the manager in the face. Yuck, Yuk, YUK.


Opal claims the dog and suddenly names him Winn-Dixie! The spastic dog comes and calmly stands right beside Opal like they have been friends for years. The manager looks up at the crowd and says:


"THAT DOG ALMOST ATE MY FACE OFF!!!!!"


Luke cracks up laughing every time.

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